Go ahead, laugh at me!
Driving down the road this morning in Roxy I heard this noise like I had run over a tin can. Wait a second! I had just gotten gas! Forgot to put my gas cap back on. That was it taking off across the road to who knows where.
I was running late for church so I only did a cursory glance then, but after church I went back for a real search. Walked up and down the road. Looked in bushes and under cars. But, of course, I Never did find it.
Now I am a true redneck driving around with no gas cap until I can get a new one.
I give up. Sometimes it just isn’t worth getting up in the morning.