Computers can make you nuts

I am a Macintosh fan, user, and evangelist. Gotta admit – I love them. On the other hand I earn my living on PCs and Windows machines, am Microsoft certified, and admire a lot of the software. And yes, I have used Linux too and continue to use it from time to time. But truth be told, they are all a pain at some point or another and each one has its positive points and drawbacks. You have got to admit it — no matter how fond you are of the machine you use, at times you just want to scream at it.

You need to take a look at this video from YouTube. Basically a Southpark style remake of the famous Mac / PC ads from Apple, it hits the nail dead on the head. And in the end I do mean dead.

Three Friday Laughs

It is Friday, I have a 3 day weekend ahead, and I am feeling lighthearted. (No, not light headed! Well, maybe a little.) Anyway, because of this I thought I should just give you some jokes. The first one is from my son, the second I heard somewhere on TV I think, and the third one is something people keep telling me because I find myself the owner of two BMWs for the moment.

So, without further delay, my attempts at humor…

Joke #1

Q: Why do squirrels live up in the trees?

A: They are trying to get away from the nuts on the ground. (Groan . . .)

Joke #2

Q: Why do chicken coups have 2 doors?
A: Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans! (Get it? Maybe you have to be a car guy…)

Joke #3

Q: What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside. (Hey, mine are old “classic” BMWs!)

So there you have it. Hey, I never said they were good jokes. But if you know better ones, please let us hear them. And, Happy Friday!!